Greatest Reality Show on Earth!

As most of you already know, tomorrow on almost every broadcast station we will see the conclusion to the biggest and most popular reality show in the world.
It all started out 18 months ago with candidates from around the country fighting for the top spot. Over the course of the last year and half we have been
slowly narrowing down the field. Tomorrow everyone and there brother is expected to vote for their favorite candidate. The person with the most votes wins (sometimes).

What do they win? They don't win a $1,000,000, husband or wife, or even a car. They win a Job, no not a job for Donald Trump a job for the United States of America.
His job guarantees that he gets paid $400,000 a year for at least 4 years. If he does good after those 4 years he might get a contract extension for another 4 more years
for the same price. He also gets full access to his own private jet, his own small army of personal body guards, his own personal retreat (camp david), has five full-time chefs
and can crank out food around the clock. . And don't forget about his pension, he will get just over $148,000 a year for the rest of his life.

In case you are interested in trying to enter this great reality show in 4 years, make sure you qualify, you need to be at least 35 years old, a natural born citizen and a resident of the
United States for at least 14 years. It would also help out if you had some experience in politics, had some friends in high places and lots of money. This contest alone cost
the candidates over $600,000,000. That is more then the GDP of some small countries.

So remember to get out there tomorrow and cast your vote, because if you don't vote you don't have the right to complain about the person who won.